tfc where everything is the same but instead of everyone using dane dehaan for edits of the twins, they use adam and patrick from vine
andrew: *doing smoke tricks*
aaron: *blows the smoke away*
andrew: :0……..aaron
OKAY BUT YES
Oh this is so good!
I’m gonna reblog this a million times.
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
i love that moment of absolute acceptance and tranquility that washes over you exactly 1 minute and 35 seconds before an exam begins. when you look at the notes you’ve been trying to absorb and realize that at this point you’re either ready or you’re not and you put them away and all the anxiety and doubt you had up until this moment just floats off you like steam from a hot summer sidewalk after a storm.
i think this exact situation is where actors who have to die on-screen draw their inspiration. that look in their eyes when they realize their wound doesn’t hurt anymore, and they look at their friend, their face awash with acceptance and near-relief, and the light leaves their eyes,
they learned that in a stats class.
the professor: everyone put your phones away and clear off your desks
me:
why is every author a #1 bestselling author
why is every toothpaste the #1 recommended toothpaste
why do my parents hate me
I don’t want to ‘feel’ empowered. I want to be empowered. Where is my fucking land? Or my higher position in society? Why are women supposed to feel grateful about a ‘feeling’? Whilst men are actually empowered.
Of all the communities for one of my posts to circulate in, the chronic pain community was not expected but honestly that’s even funnier than this as an elder scrolls shitpost
savetonystark
